tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You were trust falling into bushes
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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