Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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