so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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