Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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