i don't like sucking hair
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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