i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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