In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
