kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My ATM looks so different sober.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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