I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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