I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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