fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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