i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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