doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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