When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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