Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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