playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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