Fuck appropriateness.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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