love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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