And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
4 words: hood of his car
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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