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(708): View more from Illinois

so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.

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(214): View more from Texas

bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.

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(360): View more from Washington

there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am

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(650): View more from California

You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.

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(309): View more from Illinois

JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...

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just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"

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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?

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(503): View more from Oregon

we're so committed to being not committed

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