as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
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I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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