it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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