...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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