It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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