I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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