just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser