we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
PANTIES FOUND
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