I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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