so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
As shirtless as possible
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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