but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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