Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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