i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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