No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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