So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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