Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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