It's Friday. Sex?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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