When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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