These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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