normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
this will be a night to untag.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ