Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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