doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
True but thats because hes a fetus.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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