We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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