I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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