Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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