I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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