Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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