Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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