yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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