Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
how drunk are you?
Several
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