My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
