The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
either way he was missing a nipple.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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