Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
