It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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