Pappa wants mamma naked
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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