She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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