Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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